i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
"A zoo in China says it has a depressed panda so it just installed a TV in its cage to cheer it up. So that means right now, a depressed panda could be watching our show. And we thought we’d tell some jokes specifically for Seesha the Panda, and see if we can’t make her feel any better. Here we go…”
His face was hard and cruel, his eyes as cold and dark as onyx.